[a ghostly Moe materializes behind the bar]
Moe: So, what'll it be, Homer?
Homer: Moe...gimme a beer!
Moe: No. Not unless you kill your family.
Homer: Why should I kill my family?
Moe: Uh...they'd be much happier as ghosts.
Homer: You don't look so happy.
Moe: [angry] Oh, I'm happy. I'm very happy -- la la la, la la la la.
See? [grabs Homer] Now waste your family, and I'll give you a
beer!
-- Not a compelling argument, "Treehouse of Horror V"
Moe: So, what'll it be, Homer?
Homer: Moe...gimme a beer!
Moe: No. Not unless you kill your family.
Homer: Why should I kill my family?
Moe: Uh...they'd be much happier as ghosts.
Homer: You don't look so happy.
Moe: [angry] Oh, I'm happy. I'm very happy -- la la la, la la la la.
See? [grabs Homer] Now waste your family, and I'll give you a
beer!
-- Not a compelling argument, "Treehouse of Horror V"
Related:
- Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you... - Moe: Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.
[knock at door] Homer! Homer: Moe! What are... - Homer: Hurry, Moe, hurry, I've only got five minutes 'til the music
store closes.
Moe: Well, why don't you go there first? Homer: Hey... - Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police
academy,
I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like... - Homer stuffs his face]
Moe: [through door] Homer?
It's Moe. Uh, look: some of the ghouls and... - Moe: Oh, everybody is going to family restaurants these days,
tsk. Seems nobody wants to hang out in a dank... - Moe: Hey, Homer, I snuck you in a beer for old times' sake?
Homer: Thanks, Moe. [drinks it] Moe: You know, Homer... - Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe...
Marge: Bart,
are you going to mow the lawn today? Bart: Okay, but... - Moe: So, come on: I need a name that says friendly,
all-American cooking. Homer: How about, "Chairman...
