Bob: Someday I'll have my vengeance -- someday, when I find my way
out of this savage, roach-ridden cesspool --
[camera pulls back to "Springfield Minimum Security Prison"]
Man: Say, Terwilliger's a Yalie.
[shot of men in sculling boat]
Coxswain: Bob! Come along. We need an eighth to row against the
Princeton alums.
Bob: Princeton?! [groans]
Coxswain: Stroke! Stroke! Stroke...
-- No more teatimes with Snake, "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
out of this savage, roach-ridden cesspool --
[camera pulls back to "Springfield Minimum Security Prison"]
Man: Say, Terwilliger's a Yalie.
[shot of men in sculling boat]
Coxswain: Bob! Come along. We need an eighth to row against the
Princeton alums.
Bob: Princeton?! [groans]
Coxswain: Stroke! Stroke! Stroke...
-- No more teatimes with Snake, "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
Related:
- Quimby: Very well. If that is the way the winds are blowing,
let no one say I don't also blow. [dials phone]... - Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of
our new Matlock Expressway.
[camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead]... - Bob: Well Bart, Lisa...here I am.
Lisa: I have a plan.
I think we can trap him. [they walk up; Lisa... - This wedding is spinning out of control. Can we really afford it?
I've already run through eight of the ten dollars they... - Bob: Well, at least I'll have my revenge!
Bart: Bob,
no! Lisa: Don't you see? That would be taking the... - Bob: Only _I_ could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral
fraud.
And I have the records to prove it! Here, just look... - Burns: Hail, brothers. Coranon Silaria, Ozoo Mahoke.
[everyone answers "Mahoke"] Now, then, gentlemen... - Barlow: [on the radio] My friends, Bob is a political prisoner.
I want every loyal listener to do everything... - Bart: Lis! Lis, come here, I found him! I found Edgar Neubauer.
[points at a tombstone: "Edgar Neubauer: Beloved husband...
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- Bart: [shudders] I hate this place.
Lisa: Yeah. It seems like our house,
but everything's got a creepy Pat Boone-ish quality... - Ned wakes up, gasping]
Maude: What's the matter, Ned?
Ned: I...I think I hate Homer Simpson. [Homer... - I will now read these special vows which Homer has prepared for this
occasion.
"Do you, Marge, take Homer, in richness and in poorness"... - Hello? Can I get some help? Snack-related mishap!
Homer with his arm stuck in a vending machine, ... - Man: Give me, er, 30,000 tickets.
Woman: That'll be $950,000 please.
Man: Look, the thing about that is, I only got $10...
