Man: [carrying large stack of paper] Here you go: the results of last
month's mayor election. All 48000 voters and who each one of them
voted for.
Lisa: I thought this was a secret ballot.
Man: Ehh.
-- Secret, schmecret, "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
month's mayor election. All 48000 voters and who each one of them
voted for.
Lisa: I thought this was a secret ballot.
Man: Ehh.
-- Secret, schmecret, "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
Related:
- Kent: And the results are in. For Sideshow Bob, 100%,
for Joe Quimby, 1%. And we remind you there... - Bart: Lis! Lis, come here, I found him! I found Edgar Neubauer.
[points at a tombstone: "Edgar Neubauer: Beloved husband... - Barlow: [on the radio] My friends, Bob is a political prisoner.
I want every loyal listener to do everything... - Homer: [looks at ballot information] Hmm...I don't agree with his Bart-
killing policy, but I do approve of his Selma-killing... - Bob: Only _I_ could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral
fraud.
And I have the records to prove it! Here, just look... - scene shows prisoners going in a revolving door and coming out
immediately]
Voice:
Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor... - Bob: Well Bart, Lisa...here I am.
Lisa: I have a plan.
I think we can trap him. [they walk up; Lisa... - Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of
our new Matlock Expressway.
[camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead]... - Man: You're on the right track. Follow the names.
Bart:
How the hell do you know? Man: [takes a drag]...
