I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and I will Stalk you later.
Related:
- If this were the best of all possible worlds, I could come to
the phone right now,
but I can't, so if you could leave your name and number... - Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave
your name and number,
I'll be right with you. -- Answering machine madness... - You have reached 843-4734. Please hold while I process your
call.
(Pause.) Our extremely sophisticated computer system... - Thanks for calling Dial-A-Shrink. I can't come to the phone
right now,
so after the tone, please leave your name and number... - Imitating Mr. Rogers:) Hello. I'm in the Neighborhood of
Make Believe right now,
so I can't come to the phone. Can you leave your... - Thank you for calling Robert's House of Love. All of our
customer service representatives are,
er... busy servicing customers, so at the sound of... - If I Only Had A Brain":)
I might be in the shower,
I might be gone for hours, I can't come to the phone... - I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the
basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check... - Steve: Hello. Steve and Matt aren't here right now,
but if... Matt: Steve, what are you doing? Steve...
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- I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself:
Where the fuck did my ceiling go?... - Never raise your hand to your children;
it leaves your midsection unprotected... - Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go,
it's one of the best... - If you can't live without me,
why aren't you dead already... - Just when you realize life's a bitch,
it has puppies...
