I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
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- One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in
the door of my apartment building.
I turned it... and the whole building started up.... - The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
Excerpt from insurance form... - My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him"
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Stupid country song titles... - I have a box of telephone rings under my bed. Whenever I get lonely,
I open it up a little bit, and I get a phone call.... - I have stripped off my dress; must I put it on again?
I have washed my feet; must I soil them again? When... - I blinked,
therefore I ran... - He ran for the curb,
but I bagged him before he made it... - Your karma just ran over my
dogma... - Your cart just ran over my
dogma...
From the same category:
- In man's struggle against the world,
bet on the world... - Leave a message, and I'll IM you back later.
Leave a SEXY message and I'll IM you back sooner... - Due to circumstances within my control,
tomorrow will be cancelled... - If you can't live without me,
why aren't you dead already... - The physiology exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise,
actually, because I was expecting some questions on...
