There once was a hacker named Lin,
Whose tool was as thin as a pin,
A virgin named Joan
From a bible belt home,
Said "This won't be much of a sin."
Whose tool was as thin as a pin,
A virgin named Joan
From a bible belt home,
Said "This won't be much of a sin."
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Whose tool was as thin as a pin,
A virgin named Joan From a bible belt home, Said... - 0019 Have you named a computer?
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from THE HACKER... - There once was a Scot named McAmeter
With a tool of prodigious diameter.
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Who inherited truckloads
of Yen So he built him some chicks Of silicon chips... - There was a young girl named Sapphire
Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could... - There was a young girl named Saphire
Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in... - Said a swinging young chick named Lyth
Whose virtue was largely a myth,
"Try as hard as I can, I can't find a man That it's... - There was a young poet named Dan,
Whose poetry never would scan.
When told this was so, He said, "Yes, I know...
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When it's converted to energy?
There is a slight loss of parity. Johnny's so long... - The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much,
much heavier... - Ambidextrous:
Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket ... - Artistic ventures highlighted.
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