Oh boy, the user is back. Better hide my bits and hope he doesn't
drive me into a deadlock today.
drive me into a deadlock today.
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Oh,
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And everyone thinks computers are impersonal
cold diskdrives hardware monitors
user-hostile software
of course they're only bits and bytes
and characters and strings
and files
just some old textfiles from my old boyfriend
telling me he loves me and
he'll take care of me
simply a discarded printout of a friend's directory
deep intimate secrets and
how he doesn't trust me
couldn't hurt me more if they were scented in lavender or mould
on personal stationery
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terri@csd4.milw.wisc... - Barney: Today, you're gonna be a man, Bart.
Bart:
You guys going to teach me to drive? Moe: [to Barney]... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
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cast of the shackles of the soul-crushing hellhole that is
Springfield Elementary?
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