Due to a very strange accident involving a irrational particle
accelerator, a liquid lunch and some rubber bands, (which was very
strange indeed. Many who tried to imitate it ended up looking very
silly or dead or both) Wogon Zarniwoop has become immortal. After
two million years he got so fed up with life and the Universe in
general and he decided to insult the Universe. This means that he
intends to insult every living being. He has equipped himself with
a ship and a computer capable of keeping track of all births and
deaths in the Universe in alphabetical order. He is currently
working on the 'B'.
accelerator, a liquid lunch and some rubber bands, (which was very
strange indeed. Many who tried to imitate it ended up looking very
silly or dead or both) Wogon Zarniwoop has become immortal. After
two million years he got so fed up with life and the Universe in
general and he decided to insult the Universe. This means that he
intends to insult every living being. He has equipped himself with
a ship and a computer capable of keeping track of all births and
deaths in the Universe in alphabetical order. He is currently
working on the 'B'.
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