Homer, to Lisa when she builds a perpetual motion machine during a teacher's strike: In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
Episode: 2F19, The PTA Disbands
Episode: 2F19, The PTA Disbands
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obsessive.
This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own... - Lisa, in this house we obey the Laws of Thermodynamics!
-- H.... - When Bart & Lisa's class watch from the distance a Civil War re-enactment,
someone screams, "Look! They're trying to learn for... - Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in
every day and do it really half-assed.
That's the American way. -- Homer Simpson The... - Skinner at the entrance to a historical park: Five dollars a child?
Last year it was free! Woman at counter: Hmph, new... - Homer: Lousy teachers, trying to palm off our kids on us!
Lisa: But, Dad, by striking, they're trying to effect... - Edna: Good news, people!
[the other teachers cheer]
I'm happy to announce that another union has joined us in a
sympathy strike:
the piano tuners' Local 412! [the teachers... - Ned: Ho, ho, this is a dilly of a pickle.
Man: Oh my God.
the PTA has disbanded! [jumps out a window] Ned: No... - Professor Frink takes over the kindergarten class, drawing equations and free-body diagrams on the blackboard to explain the workings of one of those things that kids push which makes the balls pop.
Frink: N'hey hey! Ahem, n'hey, so the compression and...
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We could spend this million building a Monorail, bu... - Homer: Weasling out of work is important to learn; it is what separates humans from animals.
Except for weasels. Episode: When Bart joins the Boy... - Episode:
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drawing equations and free-body diagrams on the blackboard...
