Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.
Homer: You're...selling what, now?
Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
Homer: You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos. [slams the door]
Apu: He's got me there.
Episode: Apu loses the Quik-E-Mart
Homer: You're...selling what, now?
Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
Homer: You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos. [slams the door]
Apu: He's got me there.
Episode: Apu loses the Quik-E-Mart
Related:
- Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for
squealing
but then I realized, it was _I_ who wronged _you_.... - Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome
There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather... - Inspector: Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart
Corporation
Apu: But, sir, I was only following standard procedure... - on "Bite Back"]
Kent: Apu, will you ever stop selling spoiled meat
Apu: No -- I mean, yes -- I mean -- uh oh. [sweats]... - Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.E.O
of Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart... - Apu: {[holds out a towel] Good morning, sir!}
Homer
{Aah!} Apu: {Relax, please. You do not have anything... - Apu: I can't lie to myself, you know. I _do_ miss my Kwik-E-Mart
Lisa: Isn't there _anything_ you can do to get your... - Apu: Sir, it may surprise you to know that _I_ am an immigrant
Homer: You? Pfft, get out. -- Well, duh, "Much Apu... - Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right
that's it, Homer: either Burns goes, or Moe...
