Milhouse, on falling in love: "It was just like Romeo and Juliet,

Milhouse, on falling in love: "It was just like Romeo and Juliet, only it ended in tragedy."
Episode: When Milhouse has a girlfriend and Bart is jealous

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  Quickly, into the safety dome, Milbot! Milhouse...
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  This is great...and all I've done is enter my name...
• Bart: Ohh, all these new superheroes _suck_! None of them can hold a candle to "Radioactive Man".
  Milhouse: The only decent new one is "Radiation Dude"...
• Guide: This room is the most popular part of our tour.
  Milhouse: It's just like the other rooms. Guide...
• Love is never jealous or envious.
  Tell THAT to my Girlfriend...