Lisa: [sigh] I've got to stop being so petty. I should be Alison's friend, not her competitor. I mean...she is a wonderful person...
Bart: Way to go, Lis. I mean, why compete with someone who's just going to kick your butt anyway?
Lisa: [pause] I prefer my phrasing.
Episode: 1F17 Lisa's Rival
Bart: Way to go, Lis. I mean, why compete with someone who's just going to kick your butt anyway?
Lisa: [pause] I prefer my phrasing.
Episode: 1F17 Lisa's Rival
Related:
- Lisa: [sigh] I've got to stop being so petty. I should be Alison's
friend
not her competitor. I mean...she is a wonderful person... - Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart
[everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I... - Lisa: Hi, Alison, I'm Lisa Simpson. Oh, it's great to finally meet
someone who converses above the normal eight-year-old level
Alison: Actually, I'm seven. I was just skipped ahead... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: Oh, who am I kidding? There's no _way_ I'm ever going to beat
Alison
Bart: Sure there is! ...but it involves being a bit... - Bart: Sorry I froze you out Lis, I, I just didn't want the guys to
think I'd gone soft on the girl issue
Lisa: [sighs] I'm tired of being an issue, Bart... - Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so
sweet
Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside... - Marge: My, these seas are certainly heaving.
Pirate
Well, no more than your bountiful bosom, [sly] milady... - Lisa: Well, I gotta go. I have to practice for band auditions
Alison: Me too! Hey, what instrument do you play?...
