Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, then sold off piece by piece.
Episode: Another Simpsons Clip Show
Episode: Another Simpsons Clip Show
Related:
- Marge: Children, your father and I have fed and clothed you but we've
neglected something more important
it's time to learn about love. Bart: No need... - It was an amusing episode. ... Of our lives.
-- Bart
So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show... - Marge: Does anyone else have a love story?
Lisa: Yes
I do. And just like your love stories, it's tragic... - Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right.
Homer
Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe... - kids laughs at Itchy and Scratchy]
Marge: How many times can you laugh at that cat getting hit by the moon
Bart: It's a _new_ episode. Lisa: Not exactly...they... - Marge: I made the right decision to stay with my Homey
so there was no harm done. Homer: [groans] Marge... - Marge: [sniffling] This romance is so full of heartfelt passion
I can really identify with this corn-fed heroine... - Homer: You can let him down gently, but over the next couple of
months
I want you to break it off. Marge: Um, okay, Homer... - Okay, Marge, as long as we're traumatizing the kids
I have a scandalous story of my own. -- Homer Simpson...
