Mrs. Lovejoy: So, Bart, how's school going? Jessica always gets straight A's.
Bart: Well, in my family grades aren't that important. It's what you learn that counts.
Rev. Lovejoy: Six times five, what is it?
Bart: Um...
Episode: 2F04, Bart's Girlfriend
Bart: Well, in my family grades aren't that important. It's what you learn that counts.
Rev. Lovejoy: Six times five, what is it?
Bart: Um...
Episode: 2F04, Bart's Girlfriend
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- Mrs. Lovejoy: So, Bart, how's school going? Jessica always gets
straight A's.
Bart: Well, in _my_ family grades aren't that important... - Mrs. Lovejoy, screaming to the crowd in Church: "Everyone turn around and look at this!"
Abe:
What is it? A Unitarian? Episode: 2F04, Bart's... - Bart: Why the crap do we have to go to church anyway?
Marge: You just answered your own question with that... - Skinner: _That's_ the collection money!
Moe: [sniffs it] Oh yeah,
smells like church. Lovejoy: I guess it's obvious what's... - Mrs. Lovejoy: Bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Thank you for choosing our
church.
Bye-bye. Bart: [looking at Jessica] I've never... - Bart: Actually, numbers don't have much use in my future career:
Olympic gold medal rocket sled champion! Mrs. Lovejoy... - Jessica: [walking up] You're _bad_, Bart Simpson.
Bart:
[plaintive] No I'm not! I'm really -- Jessica: Yes... - Lovejoy: And now my daughter Jessica, who has just returned from
boarding school,
will read the same passage I just read. I ... - Now instead of my boring old sermon, I'm going to take a page from the
Book of Bart to do something I've always wanted to do.
[Walks over to the organ] Take five, Mrs. Feesh. [Begins...
From the same category:
- Sign on the school: Parent-Teacher Night: Let's share the blame
Episode:
9F03: Itchy and Scratchy: The... - Krusty: [saying a pre-meal blessing] Baruch atah adonai,
eloheinu, melech ha'olam, hamotzi lechem min ha'aretz... - Bart: What religion are you?
Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life.
Uh... Christianity. Episode: 3F21... - Lisa on Slave Labor: "You get what you pay for."
Episode:
The Bible... - Grandpa: "I'm an old man, no one listens to me."
Lisa:
"I'm a young girl, no one listens to me." Homer: "I'm...
