Bart: What religion are you?
Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life. Uh... Christianity.
Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza
Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life. Uh... Christianity.
Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza
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