RALPH WON'T "MORPH" IF YOU SQUEEZE HIM HARD ENOUGH

RALPH WON'T "MORPH" IF YOU SQUEEZE HIM HARD ENOUGH
RALPH WON'T "MORPH" IF YOU SQUEEZE HIM HARD ENOUGH
RALPH WON'T "MORPH" IF YOU SQUEEZE HIM HARD ENOUGH
RALPH WON'T "MORPH" IF YOU SQUEEZE HIM HARD ENOUGH

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F08

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• A cat will go "quack" -
  if you squeeze it hard enough...
• And I will love him and pet him and stroke him and
  squeeze him....
• When it's dark enough you can see the stars. --
  Ralph Waldo Emerson...
• Squeeze Me Hard!!!!
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• Smithers: [dressed in a bear suit] Here's something that should cheer you up,
  sir. It's me, sir: Bobo! Hug me! Squeeze me! ...
• It's at moments like this that you want to squeeze
  false fruit...
• If you ain't makin' waves you ain't kickin' hard
  enough...
• Never try to make anyone like you: you know, and God knows,
  that one of you is enough. -- Ralph Waldo...
• Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough.
  Steve...