I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL I WILL NOT SEND

I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL
I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL
I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL
I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F04

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