BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL BEANS ARE NEITHER

BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F22

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