MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN MY HOMEWORK

MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN
MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN
MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN
MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F11

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