I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS I AM

I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F09

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