I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE

I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES
I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES
I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES
I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F16

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