I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS I WILL NOT GREASE

I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS
I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS
I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS
I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F17

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