I DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL FART PRIZE I DID NOT WIN THE

I DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL FART PRIZE
I DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL FART PRIZE
I DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL FART PRIZE
I DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL FART PRIZE

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF19

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• Nobel Prize Cannibals:
  Laurie...
• I THINK THEY SHOULD CONTINUE the policy of not giving a Nobel Prize for paneling.
  Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988...
• Columbus did not seek a new route to the Indies in response to a majority directive.
  Milton Friedman (1912-__) U.S. economist; Nobel Prize...
• Did you hear about the procedure whereby a Nobel Prize
  winner furnishes sperm for artificial-insemination...
• A Nobel Peace Prize?
  I'd kill for one of those...
• You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize-
  posthumously...
• You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize...
  posthumously...
• I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite,
  but only a fiend in human form could have invented...
• Marge: "101 Frozen Pops." [turns the page] A Nobel Prize Winner!
  An NBA All-Star! Ooh, one of the Sweathogs....