Real programmers don't write workarounds. They tell their users to upgrade
their software.
Shlomi Fish
their software.
Shlomi Fish
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Shlomi... - Linux - Because Software Problems Should not Cost Money.
Shlomi... - Real Programmers Don't Write
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4K GUIs... - Real programmers don't write specs - users should consider themselves
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and take what they get...
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I don't believe in fairies.
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Shlomi... - I know I'm blond, but I have to colour my hair brown,
so people whould not think I'm stupid. Because, like...
