I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen
days I lost two weeks.
-- Joe E. Lewis
days I lost two weeks.
-- Joe E. Lewis
Related:
- I went on a diet, cut out drinking, cut out smoking,
cut out eating, cut out all my bad habits, and in... - I always wake up at the crack of ice.
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Joe E.... - I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that,
I won't play. -- Joe E.... - I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Totie... - They don't make them like they used to. At least, I don't.
Joe E.... - I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Joe E.... - Well, the handwriting is on the floor.
--
Joe E....
From the same category:
- Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
-Mark... - The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy
breathing again.
-Erma... - History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.
Clarence... - Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
--Kin... - I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating,
and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. -- Joe E....
