You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
-- Bob Hope
-- Bob Hope
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your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the... - You are getting old if you can remember when Ethyl gas cost more because
lead was added to the gas.
Now, leaded gas costs less than regular gas. It is... - You know you're getting old when you notice how young the derelicts are
getting.
Jeanne... - You know you're in trouble when...
(1) Your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind
her own business.
(2) You put your bra on backwards and it fits better... - You know you are getting old when you enter a limozine
and all the cars behind you turn on their lights... - You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit.
E.A.... - The mainframe needs to rest. It's getting old,
you know... - You know you're getting old when what you call "life"
is what others deem "nostalgia... - You know you're getting old when it takes too much
effort to procrastinate...
From the same category:
- Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
Pubilius... - If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on
how to?
Bette Midler, singer and... - There's nothing wrong with the average person that a good psychiatrist
can't exaggerate.
Toronto Star... - Great Britain and the United States are nations separated by a common
language.
George Bernard... - A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
-Will...
