You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt
doesn't work.
-- Hy Gardner
doesn't work.
-- Hy Gardner
Related:
- Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt
doesn't... - You know you're getting old when what you call "life"
is what others deem "nostalgia... - What you don't know can't
hurt you... - You know you're getting old when you notice how young the derelicts are
getting.
Jeanne... - You know you are getting old when you enter a limozine
and all the cars behind you turn on their lights... - You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit.
E.A.... - The mainframe needs to rest. It's getting old,
you know... - You are getting old if you can remember when you could
tell what was in the breakfast cereal by the taste... - If what you don't know can't hurt you,
she's practically invulnerable...
From the same category:
- I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
--Mae... - July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all
the other days of the year put together.
This proves, by the number left in stock, that one... - Conscience and cowardice are really the same things.
Oscar... - The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be
amused.
Shirley... - Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts.
Serge Gainsbourg, French...
