A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus,

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• I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." -
  Shirley...
• I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
  Shirley...