Did you hear that a new line of bull sperm for use in animal
husbandry will be called Elmer's Goo.
husbandry will be called Elmer's Goo.
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- Did you hear that one enterprising sperm bank is planning to
distribute its product in aerosol dispensers.
It's to be called Heirspray, of course... - Did you hear about the new instrument of credit especially
designed for use in single bars.
It's called BANG AMERICARD... - Did you hear about the new tooth paste for post-oral-orgy use.
It is called DecaDent... - Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios.
You simply add milk and they eat each other... - Did you hear about a California sperm bank's bumper sticker:
WE'RE PULLING FOR YOU... - Did you hear about the girl who applied for a job as
a night-deposit box in a sperm bank... - Did you hear that the pretty lab technicians in busy
sperm banks are sometimes asked to lend a hand... - Did you hear about the latest word on the male-grooming
front is that a brand-new pubic shampoo is to be called... - Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Porn Flakes
that goes "Snatch!
Nipple! Crotch...
From the same category:
- Finger fun is called MASTER-bation because anyone old
enough to take things in hand can master it... - FRENCH SQUARE DANCE --
go-down hoedown... - We refuse to believe that there's a gay live-sex-show
act billed as Anus and Andy... - Did you hear about the Newfie who took a course in
exotic lovemaking and announced that he'd never be... - Men may come and men may go,
but a cast iron dildo is hard to top...
