ALIMONY -- buying gas for another man's car.
Related:
- Paying alimony is like pumping gas into another
man's car... - Alimony is like buying oats for a dead
horse. ... - Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
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Arthur... - It is now almost as expensive to fill the lawnmower
with gas as it once was to fill the car... - The fancier a car is named, the more gas it is burning.
Frank... - This rental car is so small,
I can't see the gas gauge..... - Skinner: A half-ton of newspaper and all we get is seventy five
cents?
That won't even cover the gas I used to go to the ... - If your heart were filling gas tanks on a car, you could fill about 400
cars a day,
if they were almost out of gas...
From the same category:
- VICE VERSA --
dirty italian poetry... - CHUG-CHUG --
An over-forty go-go girl... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Looked in a lumber
yard for a draft board... - TRANSVESTITE BUDDY --
a guy who will give you the skirt off his back... - CHILI DOG --
a bitch that's not in heat...
