Did you hear about the Newfie that Was feeling low, so he got
his face slapped.
his face slapped.
Related:
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Put iodine on his
pay cheque because he got a cut in pay... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Picked his nose
apart so he could see how it ran... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Put his hat on his head in
the john,
so he would know what end to wipe... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend
'Margarine Legs' because they spread so easily... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Backed off the bus
because he thought someone would grab his seat... - Did you hear about the Newfie who took a course in
exotic lovemaking and announced that he'd never be... - Did you hear about the Newfie who thought his wife would look
good in something long and flowing,
so he pushed her into the Mississippi River... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Lost his girl friend
because he couldn't remember where he had laid her... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend
Tapioca because she could be made in a minute...
From the same category:
- Did you hear about the pessimistic historian whose
latest book has chapter headings that read "World War... - GAY DAISY CHAIN --
swish kabob... - Sign in massage-parlor window:
LET OUR STAFF SATISFY YOURS... - POOR MAN'S FOREPLAY --
An hour of begging... - LESBIAN RECRUITS --
as WACs fruit...
