Did you hear about the Newfie that Took his little dream boat
out in the fog and mist.
out in the fog and mist.
Related:
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Took his pregnant wife to a
grocery store,
because they had free delivery... - Did you hear about the Newfie Who wouldn't go out with
his wife because she was married... - Did you hear about the Newfie who took a course in
exotic lovemaking and announced that he'd never be... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Took a roll of toilet
paper to a crap game... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Backed off the bus
because he thought someone would grab his seat... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend
'Margarine Legs' because they spread so easily... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend
Tapioca because she could be made in a minute... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Picked his nose
apart so he could see how it ran... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Put iodine on his
pay cheque because he got a cut in pay...
From the same category:
- You can pick your friends and......
you can pick your nose but.
you can't pick your friend's nose... - She was only the candy maker's daughter,
but all the boys had caramel knowledge of her... - COUNTERFEIT MONEY --
homemade bread... - BOYS' PUBIC HAIR --
sonny tufts... - MARRIAGE LICENSE --
a piece warrant...
