Did you hear about the newfie catastrophe, an outhouse burnt
down and left forty homeless.
down and left forty homeless.
Related:
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought that asphalt
was rectum trouble... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Looked in a lumber
yard for a draft board... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought "no kidding"
was meant to be birth control... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought that a mushroom
was a place to neck... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Backed off the bus
because he thought someone would grab his seat... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Spent four days in Eatons,
trying to buy a wheel for a miscarriage... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought Peter Pan
was something to put under the bed... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Took a roll of toilet
paper to a crap game... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Was feeling low,
so he got his face slapped...
From the same category:
- Confucious says: Dirty old fellow like chinese laundry man -
always does own laundry by hand... - Did you hear that a new line of bull sperm for use
in animal husbandry will be called Elmer's Goo... - Did you hear about the man who broke his nose in amorous
circumstances.
He was making love to his wife doggy style and she... - Did you hear about the new vitamin made from chicken blood,
it makes men cocky and women lay better... - Did you hear about the Newfie who joined the Navy because he
heard that Waves are the best humpers-
but he drowned trying to prove it...
