Did you hear about the new tooth paste for post-oral-orgy use.
It is called DecaDent.
It is called DecaDent.
Related:
- Did you hear about the new instrument of credit especially
designed for use in single bars.
It's called BANG AMERICARD... - Did you hear that a new line of bull sperm for use
in animal husbandry will be called Elmer's Goo... - Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios.
You simply add milk and they eat each other... - Did you hear about the latest word on the male-grooming
front is that a brand-new pubic shampoo is to be called... - Did you hear about the new dessert topping that S/M
freaks get a bang out of is called Pistol Whips... - Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Porn Flakes
that goes "Snatch!
Nipple! Crotch... - Did you hear about the guy who couldn't find his way to the
orgy -
you might say he lost his ball bearings... - Did you hear about the freshman coed who decided not
to sign up for a course in sex education when she heard... - Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called "Swingers".
They don't go snap, crackle, or pop; they just lie...
From the same category:
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought that a mushroom
was a place to neck... - FERTILIZATION --
natures way of telling a girl she's a good egg... - BALL-JOINT SUSPENSION --
a raided brothel... - SAFE-CRACKER --
Georgia girl on the pill... - Then there was the brave and horny shepherd boy who
tried wolf...
