Did you hear about the loner who gave up his solitary vice for
Lent -- except on Palm Sunday.
Lent -- except on Palm Sunday.
Related:
- Did you hear about the basketball player who was so
tall that his girlfriend had to go up on him... - Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend
up a tree and kissed her between the limbs... - I gave it up
until Lent... - I gave up ASCII
for Lent... - Did you hear about the compulsive gambler who drove to Las
Vegas,
pulled up to a parking meter, put a dime in -- - and... - Did you hear about the absent minded sculptor who put
his model to bed and started chiseling on his wife... - Did you hear about the dislexic agnostic insomniac
who stays up all night wondering if there really is... - Did you hear about the broad who made love in the back
of a hack and wound up with Taxi crabs... - Did you hear about the Newfie Who wouldn't go out with
his wife because she was married...
From the same category:
- BIRTH CONTROL CREME --
anti-personnel balm... - Much as I'd like to meet a guy who's a male ten," mused the
girl,
"I'd settle for one who's got a nine... - While revenge may consist of seducing your enemy's wife,
sweet revenge is the realization that she's a lousy... - Did you hear that some supermarkets are now selling six-packs
of whipped cream -
in case you're going to an orgy... - If a threesome sexual arrangement is a MENAGE A TROIS,
then a foursome one might logically be a KUMQUAD...
