Did you hear about the insurance salesman who says his greatest
successes are with young housewives who aren't adequately covered.
successes are with young housewives who aren't adequately covered.
Related:
- Did you hear about the bright young student who was awarded a
full scholarship to the college of his choice -
it paid for tuition, books, and bail money... - Did you hear about the cynical husband who says it's
better to have loved and lost than to have loved and... - Did you hear that David of the Bible was nothing but
a young man who used leather to get his rocks off... - Did you hear about the absent minded sculptor who put
his model to bed and started chiseling on his wife... - Did you hear about the freeloving secretary
who says
two martinis usually make her feel like a new man... - Did you hear about the practical young miss who bought
a negligee with fur around the hemline to keep her... - Did you hear about the young thing who is fondly known to the
men in the office as Secretariat -
not because she's a good secretary but because she's... - Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep
through town and was given a ticket for making a ewe... - Did you hear about the absent-minded exhibitionist
who was arrested for exposing his whatchamacalit...
From the same category:
- Sign in a lingerie-shop window: SPECIAL BRAS FOR JOGGERS.
YOUR BOUNCE CHECKED... - BIVALVE -- an A.C./D.C.
oyster... - It's being rumored that the contry that has given the world leather
goods by Gucci and fashions by Pucci may soon he producing
feminine-hygiene products by-
who else?--Ducci... - Maybe you've heard about the girl who dates heavyweight
politicians because she enjoys being under the influence... - BOY SCOUT --
a cub scout who ate a brownie...
