Did you hear about the couple on the stalled elevator who got
off between floors.
off between floors.
Related:
- His elevator is stuck between
floors... - Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend
up a tree and kissed her between the limbs... - Did you hear about the cross-eyed shoe fetishist who
was always getting off on the wrong foot... - Did you hear about the girl who was so undesirable
that she even turned her vibrator off... - Did you hear about the fellow who decided to start
procrastinating but never got around to it... - Did you hear about the fellow who got ten years for
pumping ethyl behind the station... - Did you hear about the woman who got out of a taxi,
and charged the driver five bucks... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought his typewriter
was pregnant because it missed a couple of periods... - Did you hear about the farmer who couldn't keep his
hands off his wife so he fired them...
From the same category:
- DILDO --
fucksimile... - Considering all the martinis I quite foolishly overindulged in with my
date at the Zeta Beta house party last weekend," the coed remarked
ruefully,
"I suppose you could say that I went and lost my... - VASECTEE --
A fellow who's had his heir supply cut off... - Did you hear about the perverted australian who left
his wife and returned to Sydney... - ASSHOLE BUDDY --
a bun ami...
