Did you hear about the absent-minded exhibitionist who was
arrested for exposing his whatchamacalit.
arrested for exposing his whatchamacalit.
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his model to bed and started chiseling on his wife... - Hear about...
the absent minded sculptor who put his model to bed... - Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep
through town and was given a ticket for making a ewe... - Did you hear about the basketball player who was so
tall that his girlfriend had to go up on him... - Did you hear about the careless contortionist who accidentally
swallowed his pride... - Did you hear about the french soldier who kisses both
his wife's cheeks before he went to the front... - Did you hear about the Newfie Who wouldn't go out with
his wife because she was married... - Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend
up a tree and kissed her between the limbs... - Did you hear about the jealous black activist who suspected
that his wife was involved in some honkie-panky...
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- We have heard from one transvestite who has told us his way of
having a happy Christmas.
He simply likes to eat, dring and be Mary... - WINTER --
when the air conditioning repairmen leave for Europe... - The next time we say 'Screw or walk!' to our double dates,"
groaned the fellow to his buddy,
"we better have our own car... - Did you hear about the porno film that outgrossed its
competitors... - Did you hear that The only thing worse than coming
home with lipstick on your collar is being caught with...
