Did you hear about the 97-year-old prostitute who got herself
listed in the Yellow Pages and now claims to be the oldest trick in
the book.
listed in the Yellow Pages and now claims to be the oldest trick in
the book.
Related:
- Did you hear about the cynic who claims that "Xerox
never comes out with anything original... - I can't believe you fell for the oldest trick in
the book... - Did you hear that The difference between a 20-year
old prostitute and a 15-year old teeny-bopper is that... - Did you hear about the swinger who has labelled his
little black book "Future Shack"... - Did you hear about the fellow who decided to start
procrastinating but never got around to it... - Did you hear about the fellow who got ten years for
pumping ethyl behind the station... - Did you hear about the couple on the stalled elevator
who got off between floors... - Did you hear about the woman who got out of a taxi
and charged the driver five bucks... - YELLOW PAGES
Any book a naked baby sits on...
