Did you hear about one penile desensitizer that's so effective
that you have to stroke the tube for five minutes to get the cap
off.
that you have to stroke the tube for five minutes to get the cap
off.
Related:
- Did you hear about the girl who was so undesirable
that she even turned her vibrator off... - Did you hear about the old gentleman who had a massive stroke
-
it is what made him popular at Sun City orgies... - Did you hear about the procedure whereby a Nobel Prize
winner furnishes sperm for artificial-insemination... - Did you hear about the farmer who couldn't keep his
hands off his wife so he fired them... - Did you hear about the woman who got out of a taxi,
and charged the driver five bucks... - Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me.
I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer... - The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes
before you get off work.
John... - A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the
Universal Symphony with God singing solo and the Holy Ghost on drums.
Hunter S.... - Did you hear about the cross-eyed shoe fetishist who
was always getting off on the wrong foot...
