Word has reached us about an innovative sperm bank that is packaging its
product in special aerosol containers labeled HEIR SPRAY.
product in special aerosol containers labeled HEIR SPRAY.
Related:
- Did you hear that one enterprising sperm bank is planning to
distribute its product in aerosol dispensers
It's to be called Heirspray, of course... - Word has reached us about a new chain of funeral parlors that
have crematoriums right on the premises
They're calling them WAKE & BAKE... - SPERM-BANK DEPOSITS
Merchant's semen... - Did you hear about the girl who applied for a job as
a night-deposit box in a sperm bank... - Did you hear about a California sperm bank's bumper sticker
WE'RE PULLING FOR YOU... - Did you hear about the girl who was fired from her job in a
sperm bank after she became pregnant
They discovered she'd been embezzling... - I think you should know I worry a lot. Like the
Noble sperm bank
Something bothers me about the world's greatest geniuses... - Roberto: Geez
I've seen lines move faster in a sperm bank... - Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now
always. -- Albert...
