SPERM-BANK DEPOSITS -- Merchant's semen.
Related:
- Roberto: Geez,
I've seen lines move faster in a sperm bank... - Did you hear about the girl who applied for a job as
a night-deposit box in a sperm bank... - Did you hear that one enterprising sperm bank is planning to
distribute its product in aerosol dispensers.
It's to be called Heirspray, of course... - Did you hear about a California sperm bank's bumper sticker:
WE'RE PULLING FOR YOU... - SEMEN --
knock-up drops... - Did you hear about the girl who was fired from her job in a
sperm bank after she became pregnant.
They discovered she'd been embezzling... - Word has reached us about an innovative sperm bank
that is packaging its product in special aerosol containers... - They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
Congressman Joe Early (D-Mass) at a press conference... - I think you should know I worry a lot. Like the
Noble sperm bank.
Something bothers me about the world's greatest geniuses...
From the same category:
- ORGY --
ass en masse... - DAISY CHAIN --
a group of people getting their head together... - Compulsive masturbators have been classified by one
straight-talking psychiatrist as "completely whacko... - SPRING FEVER --
when the iron in your blood turns to lead in your pants... - Did you hear about the guy who was so well endowed
that he had a fiveskin...
