"I eventually found out what my ranch-foreman husband really meant,"
sobbed the fairly recent bride, "when we told me that he'd love me till
the cows came home".
sobbed the fairly recent bride, "when we told me that he'd love me till
the cows came home".
Related:
- Alex came home from a business trip to Chicago and found no one home but his
daughter Rose,
who was crying bitterly. "What's the matter, darling... - Homer: He _spanked_ you? _You_? Bart Simpson?
Bart:
I begged him to stop, but he said it was for the good... - One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in
the door of my apartment building.
I turned it... and the whole building started up.... - saga n.
[WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N
random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told... - Casey came home from seeing the doctor looking very worried.
His wife said, "What's the problem?" He said, "The... - I know you're mad at me right now, and I'm kinda mad too .
I mean, we could sit here and try to figure out who... - Listen to me, Lucy Moran, you just listen. When the Tacoma Sperm Bank was
looking for donors,
naturally I applied. It's my civic duty and I like... - Well I looked at my watch and it said a quarter to five,
The headline screamed that I was still alive, I couldn't... - I sent a letter to the fish, I told them, This is what I wish.
The little fishes of the sea, They sent an answer back...
From the same category:
- Did you hear about the ingenious doctor that prescribed sex for
insomnia.
His patients didn't get any more sleep, but they had... - OLD MAID -- a girl of advanced years who has gone through life
with no hits,
no runs, and no errors... - SEXUAL EYE SIGNALS --
diddlywinks... - Did you hear about the guy who shot his wad in Las
Vegas but didn't have time to stay around and try his... - BLUNDERBUSS --
Kissing the bride at a shotgun wedding...
