Make love in the shower. That way you can get your birthday
suits cleaned and pressed.
suits cleaned and pressed.
Related:
- Shower with the people
you love... - Shower the people you love with love.
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James... - You may be redneck...
if you've ever cleaned fish in your living room... - You know it's going to be a long day when you get up,
shave and shower, start to get dressed and your shoes... - Make love to every woman you meet; if you get 5 per cent on your outlay,
it's a good investment... - Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and
everybody rushes to get a piece?
Bobby... - Homer: [gasps, then realizes] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it.
I'm being mocked. By my own children. On my... - Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind;
it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not... - Lisa: Oh, Mom, please? You can make this my birthday *and* Christmas
presents.
Marge: You already used up your birthday and Christmas...
From the same category:
- We call some parts of our body "private",
yet they're the ones we most enjoy saving... - CONNOISSEUR --
a man who collects old masters and young mistresses... - CAMP FOLLOWERS --
the fug-of-war team... - COITUS INTERRUPTUS --
A pulled muscle... - Did you hear about the girl who was fired from her job in a
sperm bank after she became pregnant.
They discovered she'd been embezzling...
