If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him
is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another
cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did."
is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another
cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did."
Related:
- If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God
is crying." And if he asks why God is crying,
another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because... - If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him
is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying,
another cute thing to tell him is "probably because... - If a small child asks you where rain comes from, I think a reasonable response
is simply that "God is crying." And,
if he asks you why God is crying, the only possible... - A man was kneeling by a grave in a cemetery, crying and praying very loudly,
"Oh why..eeeee did you die...eeeeee, Oh Why..eeeeee... - How to demoralize a Klingon -
tell him he's cute... - A man enters a pet shop, seeking to purchase a parrot.
He points to a fine colorful bird and asks how much... - Rachel: I mean I think I'd say no to anybody right now.
Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I'm standing there... - A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a
poisonous snake,
tell him you're going to go for help, then go about... - Since I've seen this *several* times in this group,
the actual context of the God is dead quotation of...
From the same category:
- I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of
education.
They seem to me to be built upon the supposition that... - Lawyer -
one who protects us against robbers by taking away... - Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty
without any proof"
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Ashley... - I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar,
and often convincing. -- Oscar... - An excuse is often substituted for
reason...
