That's love?!? --Calvin Medically speaking. --Hobbes Heck,

That's love?!? --Calvin
Medically speaking. --Hobbes
Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
-- Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes" by Bill Waterson

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