Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced
against all races.
-- Homer Simpson
against all races.
-- Homer Simpson
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- The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
Homer's tips on getting out of jury duty, "Itchy... - Pr. Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible.
I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick... - Would you like to be tried in court by people
who weren't
smart enough to get out of jury duty... - Just remember: when you go to court,
you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't... - Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns'... - Nick: [opening the door] Hi, everybody!
Burns: Ho, mer-Simp son!
Nick: OK, that was a little strange. Um, tell me:... - Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all... - When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Norm...
From the same category:
- It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
--
Edmund... - Openly free men can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts.
Nelson... - Immature poets imitate,
mature poets steal. ... - If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane!
--
Jimmy... - I don't know what will be used in the next world war,
but the 4th will be fought with stones. A....
