Monage a trois (I am three years old)
Related:
- MONAGE A TROIS -
I am three years old... - My youngest daughter just had her first birthday. We bought her a card
with one of those "I am 1" badges.
One the back was the disclaimer: "Not suitable for... - Old age is always fifteen years old than I am.
-- B.... - To me old age is fifteen years older than I am.
--
Bernard M.... - Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
Oliver Wendell... - I am old
... - I am writing to the welfare department to say that my
baby was born two years old.
When do I get my money... - Hi. I'm Johnny. I am five years old. I couldn't think of anything
dirty to say,
so I drew this fucking flower. -- Toilet graffiti... - And then there were the three cats on the ferry in the Seine
in Paris.
When an accident happened, the paper reported it as...
From the same category:
- Wherever they go, and whatever happens to them on the way,
in that enchanted place on the top of the forest, a... - When ideas fail,
words come in very handy. ... - When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters:
"I never stole anything in my life. All I ask is a... - Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the
immovable object and the irresistible force.
Ogden Nash (1902... - True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
(Maxim...
