Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how
long it will last.
long it will last.
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- Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or
how long it is going to last.
Murphy's laws on... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you have a photo of your SO taped to the corner of your screen and you
get comments from passers-by like "Hey,
neat GIF", and "_How_ many colors... - The Heineken Uncertainty Principle:
You can never be sure how many beers you had last night... - You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.
The Heineken Uncertainty... - You never know how many friends you have until you
rent a house on the beach...
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- Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice:
It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to... - Civilization is the lamb's skin in which barbarism
masquerades. ... - Pray as if everything depended on God, and work as if everything
depended upon man.
Francis J. Spellman (1889... - Nothing is as good as it seems beforehand.
George... - The intelligent are to the intelligentsia what a gentleman is to a gent.
Stanley...
