"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick!"
- Bill Kirchenbaum, comedian -
- Bill Kirchenbaum, comedian -
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- What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick!"
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Bill Kirchenbaum, comedian ... - What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick! ... - Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick... - A monk, taking a bamboo stick, said to the people,
"If you call this a stick,
you fall into the trap of words, but if you do not... - What do they call a comedian who doesn't get any laughs?
A philosopher. -- Phil... - Edmund rummages through the sack, and produces boomerang).
Ah. (intrigued) What is it? ...A _stick_. -- Edmund... - We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
Bill Maher, comedian and commentator,... - What do you call the WASP who doesn't work for
his father,
isn't a lawyer, and believes in social causes? A failure... - If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do:
Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. -- Comedian Jay...
From the same category:
- If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be
led,
like sheep to the slaughter. -- George... - An elephant is a mouse with an operating
system... - The greatest of all gifts is the power to estimate
things at their true worth. La... - Several excuses are always less convincing than one.
Aldous Huxley ['Point Counter Point',... - God is not dead.
He is alive and working on a much less ambitious project...
